No Uptime has been hosting web-sites in 1969, and I don’t think that their features have changed much since then either.

Here are some of the features that they offer on their $2.00 per month plan:

• 200Kb of Storage
• 10Mb of Bandwidth
• PHP 4, 5, and 6
• MySQL, SQL and Oracle
• Dedicated Dedication
• Host up to 6.8 Sites
• Free Identity Theft

If that’s not enough for you for $20 you get:

• Lots of Storage
• 10kb of Bandwidth
• PHP 5, 6, and 7
• MySQL and ReiserFS
• 2 Free Glow Sticks
• Free Broken Toaster
• 14/8 Email Support

They also have a $200 package that needs to be seen to be believed…

You can check out their site at www.nouptime.com.

Thanks to the guys at Performancing for pointing out this amazing product for us.